Condi Puts Kim Jong-Il in a Headlock

I love Condolezza Rice. She is a monster-beast who doesn't take crap from anyone.

Today she told North Korea to shut the hell up or she would personally fly to the capital city and put Kim Jong Il in a headlock until he says 'uncle' and promises to behave. She's the friggin' man.

Condi is a Beast (From Washingtontimes.com)

A few excerpts from the WashintonTimes.com article:

"I don't think anyone is confused about the ability of the United
States to deter -- both on behalf of itself and on behalf of its allies -- North
Korean nuclear ambitions or gains on the peninsula," Miss Rice said during an
appearance at the State Department

"And, of course, the United States maintains significant -- and
I want to underline significant -- deterrent capability of all kinds in the
Asia-Pacific region," she added. "So I don't think there should be any doubt
about our ability to deter whatever the North Koreans are up to."

The warning came as the United Nations opened a nonproliferation
conference at which the Bush administration called for international pressure on
North Korea and Iran to give up their nuclear ambitions.
"They need to make a strategic decision to abandon their
nuclear weapons programs," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

Global tensions over nuclear proliferation escalated during the weekend
when North Korea fired a short-range missile into the East Sea/Sea of Japan, and
Iran warned that it might resume enrichment of uranium after the failure of
talks with European nations.

If Condi were turned loose on all these bad folks we wouldn't have any more problems, ever. She'd get the job done. I think she should be nominated for the Secretary General of the UN because she's a monster beast.